All 7 of us are now in the second year......Dont be so shocked... miracles do happen.From the first day the seven of us know each other...it has been a 6+1 engineer theory.The six here refers to me,ankur,kulwant,netty,pradeep and chanap and that "ONE" refers to our very own ANURAG SINGH a.k.a BABA a.k.a GMAT.....whatever .What ive learnt from a year's experience in this college is that after 3 years (hope so!!!!) when we passout a word "FARZI" ought to be added before "ENGINEER" in our degrees.But .....but ...leave out baba,he's that "ONE " engineer here who rings up a prof. to ask him to take classes...what a dedication!!!!!!.....and now the "SIX"----it has always been a case of "STRUGGLE FOR EXISTENCE" for us...what a true theory by Charles Darwin (hope so i got the name correct).Stuck up in a place which doesnt even show up on google earth ,we have learnt a lesson which is a very basic criteria to be called an Indian and thats "JUGAAD TECHNOLOGY".To prove my theory evidences are in abundance.
Here's the equation(Mind it......its a copyright)
Total stationary used by six of us put together in one year=Stationary used by Anurag in one semester (Alarming!!!!!!.....isnt it)
But somehow we scraped through first year....
THATS CALLED JUGAAD.........(PROOF 1)
Revealing a short conversation between ankur and anurag at my life's risk
ankur: Abe anurag first year khatam ho gaya......tujhe kuch bhi padhke laga ki hum engineering kar rahe hain??
anurag:haan be.....matlab ki .....maths padhke feel aayi be engineering ki
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Now ,only anurag can tell how he got the so called FEEL...........To be honest far from any feeling i am still not able to comprehend whether that maths was meant for us or Ph.d students....
Another case of JUGAAD (this one's the ultimate one)
Kulwant with 22 absents in Maths in first year....survived without having to even face a grade back(gr8 persuasion skills....isnt it .....can be added in his CV......and not to forget....a special mention to Dr Naik
Another nightmare for all of us had been the subject DATASTRUCTURE(except for anurag though).After we got our midsem papers we felt as if teachers had missed a digit while jotting down our marks.
We all started trying all means to get that digit added........which in short can be put as beg,borrow or steal.....(plzz refer to the theory of STRUGGLE FOR EXISTENCE to get a feel of what was happenng)
So this was a glimpse of what happens to a "just school passout" when he sets his foot on 1050 acres of land which according to Govt. of India has been unfortunately alloted to NIT,Rourkela
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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25th july...my first day in NIT ROURKELA.Like all freshers I was allotted HALL-3 named G.D.BIRLA HALL OF RESIDENCE.I was impressed by the campus but in the same ratio depressed by hostel.
Six guys in a room...it was hard to manage.Within a week we got call from seniors.As a junior i was too much nervous regarding ragging,the venue was insti stadium.Utkarsh sir started giving funda to follow!!
HAMARE FUNDE:1-No sorry ,no thankyou.
2-Wish all seniors.
3-wear formals.
4-baap,dada,pardada,ma, dadi &pardadi etc.......
& finally remeber we are the member of MP ZONE...THE ROYAL ZONE.
now its turn to meet my 1st yr zone mates.........1-Ankur (myself)
2-Maharshi (mozi)
3-Kulwant (kullu)
4-Sudhir (netty)
5-Pradeep (bantoo)
6-Rahul (chanap,bandamunda....)
7-Anurag......(baba).
8-Huma...
then finally ragging session episode 1:Hall-5 super six..........
second year urf baap log se amna- samna...we just managed to score -3 runs....i think it was the lowest score ever scored by any team.....
match to bakwas tha but interseting thing begins now...............
hum sab bas bhagne ko betab the tabhi..............kahani me nayi entry-Mohit (chalo sab hall 2 chalo)...
chota room hum 7 aur wo 15 bahut nainsafi thi but ye hamari sholey thi........
3 hrs non stop (mari gayi)........us din ki treat abhi tak baki hai......
Best event of the session:-socho ki tumhe butts se bottle uthani hai........hw will u do it???
finally koi nahi kar paya......lekin jab asli funda pata chala toh bas JAL GAYI........
episode 2: scene 1- Hall-2 super six.........
phir wahi............-8 runs .........again humne apna record khud toda..........
then dada logo ka humse milne ka mann hua...............
hamara zone opener hi kick opener bana .........i.e. sudhir....
1st kick by sumit sir...
2nd kick by pradeep...
best event of the scene:netty ka funny answer on sumit sir's question........
Q:bhilai mp me kab se aa gaya?
A:jabse nit me aye hai...............then ek badhiya kick.......
scene 2:final years hall 5 -hamari halat kharab.......bina experience ke pardada log se samna....unhone jagrata kara diya...............jiske sanchalak avadhesh sir, baghel sir,j.rahul sir,panchu sir,rawat sir..............
room1-pole dance....(pole-kulwant........dancer-myself)....
room2- chawanni-athanni etc. ....waise sabse achche se chabra sir explain karenge ki ye chawanni-athanni hota kya hai............
room3-padhi sir ke dwara chanap ki chhilai...............
room4-baba ka chekup.....(for further queries contact a-top)
event of the scene:
avadhesh sir ka proposal:5 non-veg joke sunao aur jaate jao.............warna hum hai na...........
episode3:
episode4:
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.
.
.
.
.
.
episode x:
episode Y:
episode z:
then call for cricket match:::::::::::::::::::::: nice na.............seniors achche hai na???
NAHIIIIIIIII............jab aap raat 11 se subah 4 tak seniors ke samne ragging de chuke ho aur 5 baje unhe match ke liye uthane bhi jana ho.............dopahar 12 baje tak fielding karni ho to kaisa lagega????\
ye kahani thi match 1 ki.............
then match2:
match3:
ab kahani hum first years ki..................
anurag aka baba:
sgpa bas isi ki batane layak hai that's y...........9.2
gmat
hobby: books chhanna......
best dialogue:kya be..............
seniors ke samne isne hamari kayi baar maari hai................
ye un 3 logo me se hai jinki wajah se hum seniors ke prime targets me nahi ate the.........thanx yar..............
rahul aka hang processor:
hamesha hang rahta hai........
hobby: bandamunda jaana...........
funde baaj.........
gmat after 1st sem........
ye bhi un 3 me se dusra hai.........thanx
sudhir aka netty:
always amazed.......
best dialogue:kyaaaaaaaa beeee!!!!!!.....(may be inspired by baba lekin ek dum different tarike se........aise bolta hai ki jaise duniya ka 8wa ajuba dekh liya ho)
hobby:game khelna (mind games-specially zone in- zone out aaj tak ise funda list yad nahi hai)........
ye hai wo tisra banda..........thanx......
maharshi aka mozi:
fatso boy........
only active member of our zone.............
hobby:wild life photography.........(is wildlife shouk ka seniors ne hum par bahut use kiya hai....hame wild pose me khada kar ke isse photography karayi jaati thi......)
pradeep aka dancer :
apne zone ka nach baliye.........dance pe chance......dance india dance .....etc.........
seniors aksar ise nachaya karte the aur hamara yahi sochna: basanti in ...... ke samne mat nachna..........
dusra pole dancer..............but pole same.....(kullu)..........
hobby :painting (waise abhi tak dekhi nahi hai ek bhi pata nahi sahi hai ki funde deta hai).....
kulwant aka kullu :
sone me ustad............(pichle sem me 22 absenties thi.............phir bhi bach gaya)............
good cricketer............
kahani baaj........
kavi........
mobilophilia.........(kam se kam 100 rs. daily ka fix hai).............
hobby :gapshup.............(waise achcha pole tha ye).......
ankur aka zulfi : (edited by : kullu,baba,bantoo,mozi,netty,chanap)
(yeh reshmi zulfe............)
nightout specialist.....
har pocket me paise ghusa ke rakhta hai par wallot khali.........
best dialogue: kuch aur lega..........
hobby : sketching....(isi hobby ke karan sumit sir ke assignments sal bhar kiya........)
finally WELFARE PARTY.............UTSAV 2K9...........10th april......independence day
yahi tha hamara azadi ka din.............jiska saal bhar se intejar tha...........jiske liye hamne kitni kurbaniya di ...........finally hum funda free ho gaye................
aur jaha tak party ka sawal hai ...to that was awesome.......
yad hai to hamara tilak,dance aur personal interview..........
event of the day.....hamari skits.........veg-(bekar)
non veg -(awesome)..................
toh ye thi hamari first year ki kahani...............par aaj bhi yad hai to wo ragging session ki masti .....jise yad kar ghanto hasi nahi rukti........................
special thanx to:
kullu, baba, bantoo......................
by:
ANKUR AGRAWAL.......................
Six guys in a room...it was hard to manage.Within a week we got call from seniors.As a junior i was too much nervous regarding ragging,the venue was insti stadium.Utkarsh sir started giving funda to follow!!
HAMARE FUNDE:1-No sorry ,no thankyou.
2-Wish all seniors.
3-wear formals.
4-baap,dada,pardada,ma, dadi &pardadi etc.......
& finally remeber we are the member of MP ZONE...THE ROYAL ZONE.
now its turn to meet my 1st yr zone mates.........1-Ankur (myself)
2-Maharshi (mozi)
3-Kulwant (kullu)
4-Sudhir (netty)
5-Pradeep (bantoo)
6-Rahul (chanap,bandamunda....)
7-Anurag......(baba).
8-Huma...
then finally ragging session episode 1:Hall-5 super six..........
second year urf baap log se amna- samna...we just managed to score -3 runs....i think it was the lowest score ever scored by any team.....
match to bakwas tha but interseting thing begins now...............
hum sab bas bhagne ko betab the tabhi..............kahani me nayi entry-Mohit (chalo sab hall 2 chalo)...
chota room hum 7 aur wo 15 bahut nainsafi thi but ye hamari sholey thi........
3 hrs non stop (mari gayi)........us din ki treat abhi tak baki hai......
Best event of the session:-socho ki tumhe butts se bottle uthani hai........hw will u do it???
finally koi nahi kar paya......lekin jab asli funda pata chala toh bas JAL GAYI........
episode 2: scene 1- Hall-2 super six.........
phir wahi............-8 runs .........again humne apna record khud toda..........
then dada logo ka humse milne ka mann hua...............
hamara zone opener hi kick opener bana .........i.e. sudhir....
1st kick by sumit sir...
2nd kick by pradeep...
best event of the scene:netty ka funny answer on sumit sir's question........
Q:bhilai mp me kab se aa gaya?
A:jabse nit me aye hai...............then ek badhiya kick.......
scene 2:final years hall 5 -hamari halat kharab.......bina experience ke pardada log se samna....unhone jagrata kara diya...............jiske sanchalak avadhesh sir, baghel sir,j.rahul sir,panchu sir,rawat sir..............
room1-pole dance....(pole-kulwant........dancer-myself)....
room2- chawanni-athanni etc. ....waise sabse achche se chabra sir explain karenge ki ye chawanni-athanni hota kya hai............
room3-padhi sir ke dwara chanap ki chhilai...............
room4-baba ka chekup.....(for further queries contact a-top)
event of the scene:
avadhesh sir ka proposal:5 non-veg joke sunao aur jaate jao.............warna hum hai na...........
episode3:
episode4:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
episode x:
episode Y:
episode z:
then call for cricket match:::::::::::::::::::::: nice na.............seniors achche hai na???
NAHIIIIIIIII............jab aap raat 11 se subah 4 tak seniors ke samne ragging de chuke ho aur 5 baje unhe match ke liye uthane bhi jana ho.............dopahar 12 baje tak fielding karni ho to kaisa lagega????\
ye kahani thi match 1 ki.............
then match2:
match3:
ab kahani hum first years ki..................
anurag aka baba:
sgpa bas isi ki batane layak hai that's y...........9.2
gmat
hobby: books chhanna......
best dialogue:kya be..............
seniors ke samne isne hamari kayi baar maari hai................
ye un 3 logo me se hai jinki wajah se hum seniors ke prime targets me nahi ate the.........thanx yar..............
rahul aka hang processor:
hamesha hang rahta hai........
hobby: bandamunda jaana...........
funde baaj.........
gmat after 1st sem........
ye bhi un 3 me se dusra hai.........thanx
sudhir aka netty:
always amazed.......
best dialogue:kyaaaaaaaa beeee!!!!!!.....(may be inspired by baba lekin ek dum different tarike se........aise bolta hai ki jaise duniya ka 8wa ajuba dekh liya ho)
hobby:game khelna (mind games-specially zone in- zone out aaj tak ise funda list yad nahi hai)........
ye hai wo tisra banda..........thanx......
maharshi aka mozi:
fatso boy........
only active member of our zone.............
hobby:wild life photography.........(is wildlife shouk ka seniors ne hum par bahut use kiya hai....hame wild pose me khada kar ke isse photography karayi jaati thi......)
pradeep aka dancer :
apne zone ka nach baliye.........dance pe chance......dance india dance .....etc.........
seniors aksar ise nachaya karte the aur hamara yahi sochna: basanti in ...... ke samne mat nachna..........
dusra pole dancer..............but pole same.....(kullu)..........
hobby :painting (waise abhi tak dekhi nahi hai ek bhi pata nahi sahi hai ki funde deta hai).....
kulwant aka kullu :
sone me ustad............(pichle sem me 22 absenties thi.............phir bhi bach gaya)............
good cricketer............
kahani baaj........
kavi........
mobilophilia.........(kam se kam 100 rs. daily ka fix hai).............
hobby :gapshup.............(waise achcha pole tha ye).......
ankur aka zulfi : (edited by : kullu,baba,bantoo,mozi,netty,chanap)
(yeh reshmi zulfe............)
nightout specialist.....
har pocket me paise ghusa ke rakhta hai par wallot khali.........
best dialogue: kuch aur lega..........
hobby : sketching....(isi hobby ke karan sumit sir ke assignments sal bhar kiya........)
finally WELFARE PARTY.............UTSAV 2K9...........10th april......independence day
yahi tha hamara azadi ka din.............jiska saal bhar se intejar tha...........jiske liye hamne kitni kurbaniya di ...........finally hum funda free ho gaye................
aur jaha tak party ka sawal hai ...to that was awesome.......
yad hai to hamara tilak,dance aur personal interview..........
event of the day.....hamari skits.........veg-(bekar)
non veg -(awesome)..................
toh ye thi hamari first year ki kahani...............par aaj bhi yad hai to wo ragging session ki masti .....jise yad kar ghanto hasi nahi rukti........................
special thanx to:
kullu, baba, bantoo......................
by:
ANKUR AGRAWAL.......................
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